Congrats! Your Relationship Is Garbage

Ever heard the saying, "Couples who fight together, stay together?" Well, it turns out there's some truth to it! If you and your significant other never argue, it might not be the fairy tale you think it is. In fact, it could be a sign that one or both of you just don't care enough. Let's dive in. 

1. The Silent Treatment: Not Always Golden

Sure, a peaceful relationship sounds dreamy, but someone might be faking it if you're always agreeing and never have a disagreement. Constant harmony might mean someone is secretly plotting their escape route while nodding along to avoid confrontation. So, if your partner never disagrees with you, they might just be indifferent. Yikes!

2. The Passion Paradox

Arguing means you care! When you argue, it shows that you're invested in the relationship and want to make things work. It's like adding a little spice to your love life. Imagine a world where everything is vanilla. Boring, right? A little disagreement here and there keeps things interesting and shows you're both passionate about each other.

3. The Zombie Relationship

If your relationship has no arguments, it might be as lively as a zombie apocalypse. When neither of you bother speaking up, it might mean you've both checked out emotionally. A little clash of opinions can actually bring you closer together by resolving issues and understanding each other better. So, don't fear the occasional spat; embrace it!

4. The Bubble Burst

Ever had a relationship where everything seemed perfect, only for it to suddenly implode? That's what happens when issues are swept under the rug. No arguments mean no resolution. Eventually, all those unspoken grievances will burst the bubble, leaving you wondering what went wrong. Remember, a few arguments now are better than one massive blowout later.

5. The Love Thermometer

Think of arguments as a love thermometer. No arguments? Your relationship might be chilling in the freezer. A few arguments? You're at room temperature, cozy and warm. Too many arguments? Well, you might be overheating, but at least you're not frozen solid! Finding a balance is key to a healthy and caring relationship.

So, the next time you find yourself in a heated debate with your partner, take a deep breath and remember: arguing means you care. It's a sign that you're both invested in making your relationship work. On the flip side, if you find that you're never arguing, it might be time to check in and make sure you're both still on the same page.

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